Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Argenhot of the Week !


It's been two painstakingly long weeks since you last gazed upon some barely-dressed Argenculo. And morally I can't let that slide without feeling just a little guilty. So this week you get two, and neither have the last name Attias.

Your first cup of piping-hot Argengreatness is Ms. Zaira Nara from Belgrano. Until recently, Zaira was better known for a sex tape scandal involving her sister, Wanda Nara. Wanda, a famous vedette who once dated Maradona, rose to Argentine notoriety when she leaked a tape of her blowing (and apparently she was good at it) some Argendouche all over the internet. Past sins forgiven for her sister's mistakes, Zaira has carved out her own career as a top model and TV personality. She is now leading a major campaign for Pantene, as well as hosting a morning CHILDRENS TELEVISION PROGRAM......Yes, that's right. Children. Anyway, enough about that. Let thy Mate gourd runneth over with a heavy pour of her ample hotness.

Ok. I lied about the "neither have the last name Attias" thing. Sorry, can't help it, this family has Spartan-esque genes. So, here's sister number 3 (there are 4 in total). Honestly, with all that's mentioned above, I think I need to change barrios and head up to Belgrano. There must be something in the water. Gaze into those deep brown eyes, start hating your life, tell your boss to suck it, and move down here. Gov. Sanford did, and who can blame him. Everyone loves that Atti-Ass ;) Gringo. Out.

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